Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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