Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i dont even know how to be here
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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