I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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