Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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