ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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