So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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