I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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