This dress was meant to end up on your floor
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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