it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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