absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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