There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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