Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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