i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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