People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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