i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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