I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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