what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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