Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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