So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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