If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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