the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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