I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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