how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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