it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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