Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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