Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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