how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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