Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
birth control should be required to get into college
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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