he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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