Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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