This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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