i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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