what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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