I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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