I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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