YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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