You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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