Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
