shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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