its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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