Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize