PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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