wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
