he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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