is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I deserve this hangover.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize
