white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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