Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I need to sanitize my soul.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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