we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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