so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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