Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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