So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
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That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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