Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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