At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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