Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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