how can u be prego again
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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